My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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