The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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