You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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