I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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