"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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