well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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