i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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