Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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