You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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