just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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