Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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