is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
God, I missed his penis.
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