she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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