now i know why i became what i already was.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
