I bet he comes in French.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
