i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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