She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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