he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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