Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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