I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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