dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
