dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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