AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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