The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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