The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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