Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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