Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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