I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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