I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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