So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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