i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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