i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
