Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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