dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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