their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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