Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My ass is underappreciated
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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