Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My bed smells like the plague
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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