i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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