Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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