then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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