Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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