too bad you live with your parents still
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
try to milk me bitch
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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