mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Help. Why am I so naked?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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