Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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