You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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