My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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