And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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