yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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