All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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