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(216): View more from Ohio

ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space

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(703): View more from Virginia

Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.

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(714): View more from California

Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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(661): View more from California

And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"

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(703): View more from Virginia

OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK

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(727): View more from Florida

I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me

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