he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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