im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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